Everyone seemed very nice at the first get-together, but it wasn't all wafers and sunshine-through-stained-glass.  Maybe it was my fault for trying to correct a few things.  First, Squidward's the one with an alternative lifestyle, not Spongebob.  Second, they're undersea creatures, whose sexual orientation shouldn't really affect any of us anyway.  Third, it's a cartoon about fictional undersea creatures, wholly fabricated.  It's all downright impossible if you really wanna get down to it, ask any scientist (note to self: don't tell them to ask a scientist again).  Fourth, it's one of the best shows on TV today, and one of the best cartoons of all time, but by then nobody was listening to me.  They were going on and on about the new Criterion Left Behind DVDs, and whether or not Goliath from "Davey and Goliath" was based on a real dog.

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